Everyday, 2.5 million people ride the MRT. That’s 2.5 million potentially pissed off people, morning to night.
Here’s what pisses me off, every single day.
When I’m sitting next to you, and you do this like you have gigantic invisible dinosaur balls:
2. When people #clusterfuck at the door…
You’re familiar with that boiling anger when the door is like this:
but the inside is actually like this:
It just makes me wanna just smash something. Anything.
3. When it stinks in the morning
You know exactly how this happens. The door opens, people walk in. There’s nothing at first, but as the train starts to move and the air inside moves along with it, you start to think you’re downwind from a pig farm.
You really want to react like this…
But you rein yourself in and be all polite like
4. It’s peak hour and you see pole dancers
You see people just leaning on those poles you desperately need to hold on to and they think they’re like
You secretly wish they’ll somehow end up like this guy
5. When people just don’t give a shit
You want to get off the train but everyone just behaves like they’ll die if they don’t get on so they just rush you in the face.
and all you can do is to get bounced around while you mentally cry for help
So. What’s YOUR greatest public transport woe?